Roger Clemens Continues His Desire To Ruin His Own Life And Stain His Already Filthy Name

Roger Clemens is now heading back to court claiming that former trainer Brian McNamee; who injected him with steroids and then told everyone, inflicted 'extreme emotional distress' on The Rocket and was 'malicious and grossly negligent' by saying Clemens used steroids and was a big, fat, liar for denying it- and Clemens was all of those things....so what is legal about suing over this?

"McNamee's false accusations have accomplished their purpose of destroying Clemens' good reputation and making him the subject of scorn and ridicule throughout Texas," said the papers, submitted to the U.S. District Court in Houston.

If sleeping with fifteen year old country music singers gives who a good reputation - then I am SHOCKED that he is the subject of scorn and ridicule in Texas....oh wait. Take that back; he slept with a fifteen year old country music singer; so why ISN'T he considered citizen of the year or something?

Speaking of washed up pill popping mistress Mindy Mcreedy;Congress has demanded she be questioned in the ongoing Clemens steroid use allegations suit. HA! apparently two FBI agents have already begun preening into the 1991-2006 relationship between the two.

"She's relevant because she spent 15 years in a relationship with Roger Clemens and probably knows a lot about Roger's associates and activities," said Richard Emery, one of McNamee's attorneys. "She may have leads to people Roger associated with that the FBI wants to follow. She could lead to a lot of probative information."

But the real kicker, if you can handle it; is that Roger himself has summoned Mindy as a WITNESS for the defamation suit he has filed. Your honor, my under aged mistress did not see me inject anything during the time in question, therefore I did not ever do steroids- it has been misremembered.

When is the Law and Order episode based on this thing coming out?