In honor of all things Kyle Orton ( although he is NOT included in this spectacular photoshop) "The Ultimate Shitty Quarterback" [Holy Taco]
We have documented on this site previously that Tom Brady hates the media. Which is funny, because Tom Brady would be nothing without the media- who does nothing but kiss his ass on a regular basis ( I'm talking about YOU, CBS). But because the media is a bunch of 7th grade school girls when it comes to Brady, he is allowed to throw tantrums, scream about how much he hates them, and walk all over them. They still come back for more. Tom Brady, like the entire Patriots franchise, and citizens of New England in general: is an uptight prick. I digress.
Tom Brady's latest crusade was a criticism on behalf of Patriots QB and professional clipboard holder, Matt Cassel. During Cassel's play in a preseason game last night versus the Bucs, NFL Network analysts Sterling Sharpe and Marshall Faulk were somewhat critical. But no body insults Tom Brady's personal water boy:
“I see Matt every day in practice and the improvement he makes. I love what I see in Matt. I have a lot of confidence in Matt . . . for the three guys sitting in the booth, I thought it was unfair to criticize the way they were criticizing, because I don’t think they really knew what was happening.”
Anyway, this has little true importance or significance as far as the Patriots upcoming season. Matt Cassel will never see the field if Brady is around. Even injured, Brady is too proud NOT to play. Just another sour member of the New England Patriots.
[Ladies...] does a GREAT Brady Quinn blog. My only qualm is where are the tights???
Like Jerry Jones, beloved wide receiver for the Dallas Cowboys Terrell Owens also believes that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson's relationship can only help 'America's Team' "flip the switch" to excel this season. "Once the pre-season is over, I think it’s almost like another switch is turned off and another one is turned on. We can’t really gauge by how the season may go just by the way the pre-season goes."
Terrell, I'm almost scared that I agree with you that nothing can be gauged by preseason play. However, this 'switch' in which you speak of, is this to start up my popcorn machine???
Speaking of the Dallas Cowboys and popcorn, HBO's Hard Knocks Continues! This past episode features large prick of a sports journalist Peter King and the man himself Jerry Jones binging out on popcorn. Is Jerry a genius who discovered the only way to silence Peter King? Or is King just showing off his large orifice and it's talents that he employs to satisfy Bretty Boo Boo Favre? "The Double-J And Peter King Share Some Hot Buttered Love" [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
8:46pm Kyle Orton is 2/4 with 26 yards and 1 TD, long live the neck beard wonder!
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