Michael Phelps may be a douche, but he is probably still better than you.
Is he a douche because he cannot dress himself?
Seriously Michael, let your mom dress you, please.
Maybe it his rather large ego, like larger than his 7 foot wingspan ego.
Michael Phelps next character inspiration for a Law and Order SUV episode?
ESPN Assistants say, painfully unfunny, awkward.
Ghosts of Wayne Fontes says, boring.
Consensus that there is one person who Far surpasses Phelps in the douchebag race, Mark Spitz.
Will those endorsements drop? Part I
Will those endorsements drop? Part II
Other potential career moves for Phelps.
Don't worry Michael, there is ALWAYS Pizza Hut.
Is he a douche because he cannot dress himself?
Seriously Michael, let your mom dress you, please.
Maybe it his rather large ego, like larger than his 7 foot wingspan ego.
Michael Phelps next character inspiration for a Law and Order SUV episode?
ESPN Assistants say, painfully unfunny, awkward.
Ghosts of Wayne Fontes says, boring.
Consensus that there is one person who Far surpasses Phelps in the douchebag race, Mark Spitz.
Will those endorsements drop? Part I
Will those endorsements drop? Part II
Other potential career moves for Phelps.
Don't worry Michael, there is ALWAYS Pizza Hut.
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