Blogorama: Bitter, with a splash of Belvedere

Refreshing honesty; Duke admits to having a pathetic beyond pathetic football program.

More honesty; SEC playmate says Big 10 girls just aren't as pretty. Most enlightened comment she will make in her young peroxide infused life.

Everyone wants to be a Longhorn.

Get to know your Heisman Candidates.

Charlie Weis is still upset about ESPN Dana Jacobson getting drunk and screaming 'F**k Notre Dame' at an Atlantic City roast. If Charlie Weis gets this upset about drunk people hating on touchdown Jesus I wonder how he manages to get out of bed every morning.

Texas Quarterback Colt McCoy has adoring, slutty fans.

Most ridiculous college football headline. Ever. Winner. No Words.

OSU fans prank call in on Pete Carroll radio show interview. Overuse of the word 'dude' causes you to confuse who is who in the transcripts.