College Football: Suggestively infused Picks

Top Picks from my part arriving early. I will be down in the lovely black hole of Baltimore ( airlift supplies preemptively, including: bottled water, a machete, and a 5 gallon vat of gel sanitizer should do.) prepping for a 4 oclock Ravens v. Brown game NO one will watch. reason 1, the Eagles v. Steelers are on simultaneously, and reason 2...it's a Ravens v. Browns game. If the Lord is kind, I will NOT be field side for the beginning of the Brady Quinn era. But because God hate Baltimore, it seems impending....

Anyway onto some picks!

LSU Tigers OVER Auburn Tigers- cannibalism, yummy. Alright so this is tricky, both teams in the SEC, but LSU by far fields the more dominant teams overall in the past 5 years. Auburn wins the sweet uniform contest ( yellow and purple- really LSU?). I go with LSU, but it will be really close. Plus, LSU and their fans are well.........slightly more..ehh....

Wake Forest OVER Florida State- The smallest D1 football programs fields some decent ACC Championship winning teams every now and again. Despite a nude picture sanfu last season, Demon Deacons QB Riley Skinner is actually really good. Yeah those photos are BEYOND AWKWARD (version NSFW). I always wanted to go to Wake Forest and was devastated when I was wait listed back in the day. FSU is home to Jenn Sterger, and tons of players with criminal records. I'll root for the Wake underdog thanks.

Florida OVER Tennessee- Fla is away at rocky top, but fortunately, Tennessee is NOT very good. Tim Tebow will again grace our eyes on the Television....God redeems himself for sending me to Baltimore.

Alabama OVER Arkansas- This one is HARD. I hate Bama coach Nick Saban and Arkansas coach Bobby Petrino with equal parts passionate intensity. Winner? Bama, the average lineman is what like 320 pounds? and they have a handsome senior quarterback John Parker Wilson you say? Done and done then.

Michigan State OVER Notre Dame- Charlie Wies is out for the season in 'the ACL heard round the world' part 2. Unfortunately he will not spare our eyes from having to look at him and his 5 chins...will continue to coach. Team still fields tool bag Jimmy Clausen. Michigan State's mascot is a Spartan...yeah...a Spartan beats a Fighting Irish every time. Oh and MSU is really fast, something incredibly foreign normally for corn fed Big 10 Teams.

Troy OVER The Ohio State University- ehhh, a girl can dream right?

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