11:28 PM- that's all folks. USC 35, OSU 3. Lisa Salnders interviews Sanchez, says his limp is fine- will be erect in 10 minutes when he meets the co-eds in the locker room.
11:25 PM- The Big 10 has become a punch line? ya don't say Kirk.
11:23 PM- "What does this mean for the Buckeyes??". It means they will win out in the Big 10, whine they're way to a National Championship game...again. Then lose the title in a blowout versus and SEC or USC Trojan team....again. So what does this mean for OSU Brent? business as usual.
11:19 PM- Currently googling pics of Sanchez and former Trojan dream boat QB John David Booty, for ya know......research.
11:18 PM- Aaron Corp is in for Sanchez, only point of note, when the most handsome player is NOT on the field of play.
11:13 PM- Herbie just called his own Buckeyes JV. Zing! Thanks captain Kirk, luv ya!
11:12 PM- It's a good thing they 'help you be a better man' at OSU. And it isn't 'all about football' there..right Buckeyes?
11:09 PM- Delay of game penalty, followed by a time out. The next person to prevent this clock from winding down will be executed.
11:03 PM- Damian Williams and Mark Sanchez are BFF's, have sleep overs. AWWW. Musberger also says Sanchez is beloved in the Mexican American community, way to play the race card Brent.
11:01 PM- Herbstreit; " If you win all your games, somebody on your team is going to be a Heisman Trophy nominee." so your saying that will be Mark Sanchez, Herbie? answer the question dammit!!!
10:59 PM- Boeckman throws another interception.The Buckeyes have 0 touchdowns, and have given up 35 points; Vince Young's group therapy session tomorrow will be booked solid for those who were planning on attending.
10:54 PM- Mark Sanchez's father is a fireman. There is a joke about females sliding down Mark's 'pole' after the game tonight in here, I'm getting to drunk and tired to figure it out.
10:50 PM- End of 3rd Quarter goes off air with Chesney's "Wild Ride" again. I don't know if this is necessarily a "wild ride" per say; but a totally predictable and almost painful to watch ride? absolutely.
10:45 PM- Sanchez throws TD pass numero quatro, that ball was thrown faster than he was thrown across the border as a baby. USC 35, OSU 3, Sanchez says " I love you mom" to the camera...swoon.
10:43 PM- Mark Sanchez says "This ain't it. We are not done" someone begin a needlepoint pillow please.
10:41 PM- OSU needs to put Terrelle Pryor in. Permanently because "This time's gonna be different!" Oh wait...wait what???
10:34 PM- Sanchez throws his 3rd TD pass of the night. USC 28, OSU 3... Buckeyes on the comeback trail.
10:30 PM- Herbstreit asks whether Joe McKnight feels like he's playing a video game. Is there Natty Light, chips and queso provided on the USC sideline? Then yes.
10:29 PM- "Tommy Trojan" really? like they couldn't name him "Thrasher Trojan" or "Sexually active Trojan"???
10:20 PM- USC receivers help Eli Manning win Super Bowls, and make audition tape for 'Brokeback' Mountain. Where is Snoop? when do we begin the obligatory celebrity shots?
10:14 PM- McKnight is approaching 100yds rushing on 8 touches. Averaging 12 yds a carry.
10:09 PM- ABC promoting National Stay at Home Week? absolutely f**king BRILLIANT. Dancing with the Stars Promo count, 3.
10:06 PM - Jaws and Kornheiser talking Cowboys and Eagles on a bus. In street clothes. Awkward.
10:03 PM- Charlie Weis was knocked over by his own player in todays game. Blew out his ACL and MCL, says "he will not have surgery, he is not an athlete." Understatement of the year.
21 USC, 3 OSU- we are forced to play another 2 quarters. Lisa Saunders reported earlier that Pete Carroll wants to score 100 points. Not an impossible feat at the moment. Good thing I'm not working a game tomorrow, oh wait, I will be on the sidelines for Cassel v. Favre, shit.
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