NFL Update; Now is NOT the Time to be Classy

The Philadelphia Eagles are choosing to remain a 'sleeping dragon' despite, Jessica Simpson threatening to 'kick their butts' ( giggle), or Pacman Jones discrediting Philadelphia's blowout win over the Rams last week, or Terell Owens talking about how the Eagles did not encourage his growth as a person ridiculous shit.

This all quiet on the home front business cannot end well. We are not classy people by nature, and it would go against EVERYTHING Philadelphians believe in to NOT seize an opportunity to engage in a little verbal Tet-e-Tet; especially when we have absolutely NO argument or solid defense. We NEED to be shameful.

Philadelphia teams excel ONLY after they run their mouths despite only having mediocre records to back them up. This is a scientific FACT. They talk to the point where we are embarrassed as a city and as a people, completely doubt them; and then pleasantly surprise us knowing a loss would only result in us holding a public tar and feathering ceremony.

With that said, it pains me to inform everyone that I do not believe we will come away with a win monday night or the ability to make Jessica Simpson ( gasp!) look like a bigger idiot than she already is....if that is even conceivable. It's not that I'm down on my team...I'm a realist...and it's more a balance of the universe/karma kinda thing.

You will still find me Monday in green face paint, cheering to the death for the birds; but it's just better I come to terms with the reality now rather than Tuesday morning where the pain and anguish would ruin my week and perhaps cause me to lose my job.

Onto some fabulous linkage as I sob quietly in my oatmeal.

Week 2 predictions [NFHell]

Week 2 Jambaroo; Why the crippling of Tom Brady was righteous and should cause you to feel warm and fuzzy inside as well as publicly celebrate. [Deadspin]

Why Tom Brady deserved to come a inch within death, part II [Can't Stop the Bleeding]

T-shirts to express your love for Bernard Pollard. [Shutdown Corner]

Most of these t-shirt purchasers MAY be women? [Deadspin]

Will Tom Brady spend his off season in complete and utter gluttony? probably. [Cuzoogle]

Alex Smith. Most Epic Fail Ever? [Fan IQ]

Petyon Manning's Greatest Hits [NextRound]

New York Stadium, still under Nazi threat [Rumors and Rants]

Why strength of schedule doesn't matter. You Pittsburgh Steeler hater. [The Big Lead]