PhelpsFest 2008: Runs through the ladies like his breakfast runs through him

Well let's start the week off right, with some Michael Phelps...I know..... who?? Apparently Michael is on a press tour worthy of making you vomit, although I am surprised that I haven't heard SOOOO much about it.

Again, the only blip on the radar for me this week was another 'girlfriend' coming out of the woodwork. I wonder how Stephanie Rice feels about her? and vice versa, ha! Michael continues the delusional opinion that he can keep these things quite and that people like us won't find out about it, and more importantly won't CARE about it.

"I never said I have a girlfriend, and I never said I don't have a girlfriend," said Phelps. "My public and private life are separate. I keep my private life to myself."

Yeah, you keep thinking you can keep that up Michael; it's obviously working really well for you. The new woman is former Miss California USA runner up Nicole Johnson and has denied any relationship with Phelps, saying 'just friends'. Funny Amanda Beard, Nicole Johnson...all these women only want to admit being 'just friends' with the golden boy. Is it bad luck? or the fact that he is goofy looking with just a smidgen of arrogance? hmm.

Well, for the record, I wouldn't say 'just friends' Michael!

"Sick Of Him Yet???" [Perez Hilton]

"Well, He Can't Be Any Worse Than Lance Armstrong Was" [Fan IQ]

"Michael Phelps Gon' Be On the TV" [With Leather]

"Michael Phelps will not appear on Olympic Wheaties boxes" [Yardbreaker]

"Michael Phelps' girlfriend ain't none of yo business" [Baltimore Sun]

"Michael Phelps Goes For More Than The Gold" [Pink is the new Blog]

"Oprah Fans Mass on Chicago for Peek at Phelps" [SportsByBrooks]